i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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