your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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