i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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