if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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