there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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