sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
