But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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