And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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