So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
high people should be assigned attendants
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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