Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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