thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
