And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
he puts the penis in happiness.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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