her vagine was all disorganized.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
There r osticjed everywhere
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
