i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
The uberlube is also flammable
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
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EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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