i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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Hold me and let me compliment your butt
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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