I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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