Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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