I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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