I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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