I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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