I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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