You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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