Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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