I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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