Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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