I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
