There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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