I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.