Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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