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• (305): View more from Florida

  i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk

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• (801): View more from Utah

  When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.

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