So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house