Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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