is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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