they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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