I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
