she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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