She is in my trunk
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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