we made out on top of his cat.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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