I want to stick my p in your. b.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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