so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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