When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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