We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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