Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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