She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Dear god my vagina.
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