My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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