Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
