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say what?
wanna hang out?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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