no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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