it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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