Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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