You work out of a Hotel?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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