There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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