Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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