I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
10+ Incredible Tumblr Stories That Will Leave You Shook
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
16 People Who Have Raised The Bar For Petty Revenge
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.