just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.