haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
