My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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